CHARLY WAS BORN ON HIS GRANDPA'S FARM. HIS LIFE WAS MISERABLE FROM BIRTH. HIS MOM WAS MAD HE WAS SO SMALL BECAUSE HE HAD NO BRAINS AND GOT LOST. SO ONE DAY SHE MADE HIM CRY. HOW WOULD HE EVER GROW UP WELL!? HIS DAD WAS MISSING IN ACTION, BUT SO WAS HIS MOM IN THE MIND. HIS MOM HAD NO BRAIN BECAUSE SHE WAS NOT HAPPY BECAUSE SHE WAS DYING OF GRIEF FOR HER HUSBAND. ALL OF THE SUDDEN HER HUSBAND WAS MISSING IN WORLD WAR THREE. HE COULD NOT HAVE BEEN DEAD BECAUSE HE WAS NOT MORTAL. HIS DAD WAS DOING AGGRESSIVE THINGS TO GOOD PEOPLE SO HE WAS CAPTURED. HIS MOM WAS NOT LETTING HERSELF BELIEVE IT. SHE WAS NOT MEAN, BUT YOU MIGHT THINK SHE WAS. SHE HAD NO MORE TO EAT EXCEPT CANDY. SHE DECIDED TO HAVE SUPPER IN THE CANDY LOOKING HOUSE. HER DAD TOLD HER SHE'D DIE IF SHE HAD CANDY EACH DAY. SHE IS NOT HEALTHY. HE WAS HEALTHY IN THE HEAD. HE IS NOT MAD BUT HE IS NOT HAPPY. HIS MOM IS CRAZY FOR LOVE. SHE IS NOT HAPPY SHE IS NOT GOING ON DATES MORE, BUT HE IS NOT HAPPY SHE IS HIS MOM BECAUSE SHE IS WEIRD. ONE DAY THE UNCLE CAME. HE HIT CHARLY WITH HIS HAND. HE HAD HIM CRYING HARD. HIS MOM HIT THE UNCLE. HIS MEAN QUIET MOM GOT DEAD QUIET. HIS UNCLE HIT HIS MOM. SHE HAD MORE TO EAT THAN SHE WANTED. THE MOSTLY DIGESTED FOOD FELL OUT. THE UNCLE SCREAMED! HE DECIDED TO END WORLD WAR THREE. HE STARTED WORLD WAR THREE BECAUSE HE HATED HIS LIFE AND HAD BEEN HIT IN THE HEAD BY A CORNER. THAT IS WHEN HE HAD STOLEN CHARLY'S DAD. HE'D KILLED HALF THE WORLD AND GOT PEOPLE HURT OVER SPILT MILK. HIS MIGHTY WORLD WAR THREE ENDED WITH THROW-UP. CHARLY WAS NOT HURT BUT HIS MOM WAS, SO CHARLY MADE HIS REALLY MEAN UNCLE DIE. THE STILL UNCLE IS NOT HATED BUT HIS DAD IS. HIS DAD IS NOT HAPPY WITH LIFE EITHER. HE BEGAN ONE MORE WAR. THEN INTERESTING AND HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPENED. HE CHANGED HIS NAME TO INTERESTING WARRIOR AND MADE HIS HAIR BLUE. HE DIED THAT WAY. HIS MOM, CHARLY'S GRANDMA, WAS MAD. MOST MOM'S LOVE THEIR KIDS, NOT THIS ONE. HE MADE HIS MOM HATE HIM. HIS WIFE HATED HIM TOO. HE DID NOT CARE HIS SON HAD NO MONEY AND HAD NO DAD. THE END BECAUSE IT GOES ON AND ON.