ONCE IN A RICKETY OLD HOUSE THERE LIVED AN OLD MAN AND HIS WIFE. THE MAN WAS NOT MEAN TO HIS MOM OR ANYONE. THE WIFE WAS. SHE HIT AND KICKED HER MOM. THE OLD MAN YELLED, "STOP! YOU MEAN OLD WOMAN!" THE OLD WOMAN YELLED, "NO, I WON'T." SO THE OLD MAN STOPPED HER HIMSELF. THE OLD WOMAN WAS NICE AFTER THAT.
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